Did you ever in all nobleness
make promise to yourself
that you wouldn’t touch that chocolate
in the corner on the shelf?
Did you succumb to self-delusion
like some invertebrate schnook
and tell yourself you’d only
take a little look?
Maybe also sniff
of cocoa-infused air
just to be assured (of course)
the forbidden was still there?
Well, maybe just a nibble
wouldn’t be transgression awful;
it’s not as though a nibble
is criminal, unlawful!
Your hand has barely moved
when you see the fearsome worst:
security is tight —
your conscience got there first!
Not that I’ve ever done this.
OK, maybe once.
Amazements to Susan Rushton for this too-real photo of my conscience.