“High and low”
doesn’t begin to say
the places I looked
on a late winter day.
All the candles but one
were packed in their places,
and that meant a morning
of wild goose chases.
Up on the stepstool,
down on my knees,
crawling, stretching,
huff, puff, and wheeze,
I looked everywhere,
probably twice;
my thoughts weren’t very
civil or nice.
Frustrated, tired,
I plopped in this chair,
heaved a great sigh,
and noticed RIGHT THERE
the *&@!! candle,
plain as could be,
completely unhidden,
laughing at me!
And what about this?
More time down the drain:
one oven mitt missing!
Where’d it go? What a pain!
Again high and low,
in cabinet and drawer,
I searched for that mitt
with a great inner roar.
What is it with things?
There’s a plot, I declare!
The mitt’s in the pantry!
How’d it get there?
Next to the jam
is not where it lives;
what gremlin’s afoot?
What is this? What gives?
It cannot be me
so absent of mind!
And now I must go;
I have marbles to find.