Breakfast is served
if you’re not too picky
if you don’t think slimy
pondweed is icky
if you’ll brave the snow
and duckgooseflesh
you’ll savor an entrée
delectably fresh.
(Well, at least I didn’t make any cold duck jokes.)
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January 12, 2019 at 6:39 pm
I’ll take my breakfast, lunch, and dinner in a nice clean plate, please. 🙂
January 12, 2019 at 6:58 pm
Obviously you are glad to not be a duck. (I am too.) (I am also a proud splitter of infinitives.)
I just tried to leave a comment on the SMGA post but I couldn’t. I was excited to read that this is the year of the snapdragon — I love snapdragons! I will try again later.
January 14, 2019 at 7:55 pm
We’ll give you credit for that. I love duckgooseflesh. We have a family story about my sister who once told my mother “I’ve got that chicken swell again”. Our home was not overly warm in winter!
January 14, 2019 at 9:36 pm
Chicken swell!! I must remember that! And, yes, I deserve credit for abstaining from cold duck comments. I was tempted.
January 16, 2019 at 1:20 am
I am not sure the abstaining is working – if I am correct in believing Google’s assertion that cold duck is a sweet wine, any references to abstaining from it would count as a joke. Mind you, going cold turkey could be inappropriate when it comes to duck jokes.
January 16, 2019 at 10:18 am
I am weak!!