When the world is too much with us
and we need a Shangri-la
it’s time to get away
to the holistic basement spa.
With Tonka therapy
and sump pump ambiance
the clientele is served
with flair and flamboyance.
Sometimes they can’t keep up
I’m very sorry to say
I cannot get you in
they’re overbooked today.
With apologies to Wordsworth.
